Kenyan content creator and digital darling Eve Mungai is not in the mood for unsolicited anatomy exhibitions — especially from married men.
In a fiery Insta story that has since gone viral, Eve put serial DM creepers on notice: send another nude, and I’ll forward it to your wife.
“Private parts ain’t cute things to randomly send someone an ata hamjaiongea,” she wrote, with just the right mix of disgust and sass.

Eve’s not saying flirting is illegal. She’s just wondering what went wrong between “hi” and “here’s my penis.”
And more importantly — where are the wedding rings during all this DM drama?